This five-book epic fantasy series has been 15 years in the making. At last, I feel it is worth your time for me to release it and I could not be more thrilled:
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Here are the spoiler-free synopses of the five books, so you can gauge for yourself if this is the kind of thing you’ll like:

The Arrows Entwine
Lys and Clora create the world’s first goddess from a turnip. The little spud becomes quite a handful; hilarity and havoc thrive in her footsteps. She invokes a couple more gods to keep her company, but they’re a bit unstable. When these misfit siblings attempt to get their sister under control, the world learns the true meaning of chaos.
The Sickle Sows:
The world is thrown off balance. The three gods try to make amends. They give people part of their power, never suspecting what their darling children would do with it. People revolt against magic itself and things get out of hand. Can a single Archon restore the balance between gods and humanity? Of course not. Otherwise there would be no book three.
The Sling Unravels:
The gods have been subdued. But two of them manage to bend the bars of their cages and go to war. The only problem? One of them is dreaming, and isn’t quite certain what is real and what isn’t. The other is insane, and thinks caterpillars are her friends. What could possibly go wrong?
The Hammer Unfalls:
Glim is a macabre wisp of a boy. His mind churns out absurd revenge fantasies against those who make him suffer (aka, do chores.) The wind talks to him, but isn’t the most reliable sort. When Glim awakens and ancient power, he and his ragtag band of frenemies will need every shred of their training to set things right.
The Candles Ignite:
At long last, all the cards are on the table. The gods have their agendas, and humanity has their own. A handful of “chosen ones” who didn’t get picked are tired of sitting on the bench. When they unleash their unique powers on the world, both gods and humankind must unite to stop them. What could possibly go wrong?